A couple of jokes

Hey; we don't serve your type in this bar!
A faster than light neutrino walks into a bar...
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A guy and a giraffe go into a bar
Bartender says; what can I get you two?
Guy says; beers for both of us and keep em coming
Giraffe gets drunk and passes out on the floor
Guy gets up to leave
Bartender says, hey you can't leave that lyin on my floor
Guy says; it's a giraffe; not a lion....
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